What's Up, Nonicorns?

Spent my day frolicking in a meadow. What a nightmare!

unicorns have a HARD life, let me tell you!

First, someone ate ALL the frakking dandelions. They have the most flavor!! Must have been that other unicorn! jerk!

Second, when I found this awesome tasty flower a BEE came out of nowhere!!!


What is WRONG with bees!?! I lost my ability to sparkle for the rest of the day!

On top of that, I think I got a sunburn. Unicorns are too pale to tan, nonicorns! we just burn! :(

I don't think I'll frolic tomorrow. maybe a trip down to the store instead to buy some Pretty Pony Sunblock Plus Bee Repellent.


Yeah, that's the stuff!!