A little while ago, I found out my neighbor was taken to the hospital for third degree burns. He's okay now because the doctor knows how to treat that.
This is why you need to be safe near fire, kids! Don't ever play with it, because fire is not a friendly thing. Only aquatic animals and firemen are experienced with handling fire.
(This is you on fire. Notice that you are very sad. Also, you're on fire.)
So I decided to visit him in the hospital and make him feel better. Hospitals LOVE visits from unicorns. Everyone wanted me to heal them but I already used my magic sparkle on macaroni art this morning.
I wanted to bring my neighbor a gift but unicorns don't have any income or creative skills. So I found this dog on the side of the road on the way to the hospital. I've heard that a dog is a nonicorn's best friend. Poor thing looked like he needed a friend.
My neighbor was very excited to see his new dog. He couldn't talk very well because of the pain medication, so I helped him name his new dog, Princess. I made sure his pillow was extra fluffy and then I left so he and his new best friend could get acquainted.
Do dogs show their love by foaming at the mouth? If so, Princess loves his new owner a LOT.
Remember to adopt from a local shelter! Dogs like Princess need love, too. <333
Whaley came over again today! We made a pizza with all of our favorite stuff on it.
Here's the recipe for you nonicorns. You may not be able to pull it off without unicorn magic, but you can try!
First of all, we didn't have any pizza dough. We used a big pancake instead. Then we put tomato soup on it for the sauce. You can add some seasoning like chili powder for flavor.
Then we added our favorite foods. Large krill for Whaley, glitter for me. We both love bubblegum ice cream, watermelon, and lollipops!
Then Whaley put the pizza into the oven. Be careful because ovens are hot! Only aquatic animals should put pizza into a hot oven. Their wet environment protects them.
Then we played outside while we waited for our pizza to finish cooking.
Whaley knew when the pizza was ready. I'm glad he was there to supervise because he is also a volunteer fireman. Safety first, always!
Then my neighbor came home. I offered him some pizza but he was all, "WHO ARE YOU? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH GOD I'M ON FIRE! HELP!" It was very rude, so we left.
Nonicorns, if you are offered pizza, don't be so rude! Nobody likes screaming and yelling.