Spent my day frolicking in a meadow. What a nightmare!
unicorns have a HARD life, let me tell you!
First, someone ate ALL the frakking dandelions. They have the most flavor!! Must have been that other unicorn! jerk!
Second, when I found this awesome tasty flower a BEE came out of nowhere!!!
What is WRONG with bees!?! I lost my ability to sparkle for the rest of the day!
On top of that, I think I got a sunburn. Unicorns are too pale to tan, nonicorns! we just burn! :(
I don't think I'll frolic tomorrow. maybe a trip down to the store instead to buy some Pretty Pony Sunblock Plus Bee Repellent.
Yeah, that's the stuff!!
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