Has anyone realized how freaking bright the sun is? I mean REALLY?

It's just like sitting a billion jillion miles away in outer space, but if you look up at the sun it's just like, "KEEP LOOKING AT ME AND I'LL KILL YOU."

"I'm in ur sky, burning out ur retinas!"

Once I stared into the sun for three hours to spite it and it made me blind for a month. The sun is a guy you don't want to tangle with.



Here's a diagram of the difference between earth and the sun. It's pretty accurate except the sun should be even huger. Bigger than your face. Bigger than your house. Hotter than your mom.


As you can see, the two are a billion trillion miles away (approximately). The sun is so hot it has to be an extra bijillion miles way to make it cold in winter. I think. I'm a unicorn, not a meterologist. All I know is the sun is about a bijillion miles TOO CLOSE right now because I'm sweating my horn off!


Don't look at the sun. Your eyes don't like that.

Spent my day frolicking in a meadow. What a nightmare!

unicorns have a HARD life, let me tell you!

First, someone ate ALL the frakking dandelions. They have the most flavor!! Must have been that other unicorn! jerk!

Second, when I found this awesome tasty flower a BEE came out of nowhere!!!


What is WRONG with bees!?! I lost my ability to sparkle for the rest of the day!

On top of that, I think I got a sunburn. Unicorns are too pale to tan, nonicorns! we just burn! :(

I don't think I'll frolic tomorrow. maybe a trip down to the store instead to buy some Pretty Pony Sunblock Plus Bee Repellent.


Yeah, that's the stuff!!