Whaley came over again today! We made a pizza with all of our favorite stuff on it.

Here's the recipe for you nonicorns. You may not be able to pull it off without unicorn magic, but you can try!

First of all, we didn't have any pizza dough. We used a big pancake instead. Then we put tomato soup on it for the sauce. You can add some seasoning like chili powder for flavor.

Then we added our favorite foods. Large krill for Whaley, glitter for me. We both love bubblegum ice cream, watermelon, and lollipops!


Then Whaley put the pizza into the oven. Be careful because ovens are hot! Only aquatic animals should put pizza into a hot oven. Their wet environment protects them.


Then we played outside while we waited for our pizza to finish cooking.


Whaley knew when the pizza was ready. I'm glad he was there to supervise because he is also a volunteer fireman. Safety first, always!
Then my neighbor came home. I offered him some pizza but he was all, "WHO ARE YOU? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH GOD I'M ON FIRE! HELP!" It was very rude, so we left.

Nonicorns, if you are offered pizza, don't be so rude! Nobody likes screaming and yelling.

My whale friend and I played video games today!
I'm not sure what the wires were for. Whaley told me it's supposed to plug into something, but what does he know? They don't have video games in the ocean! Video games are on the land. I live on the land. I know what I'm doing!
I finally figured out that you win if you have the most damage. I think I got the high score!

It was really fun.

So I went down to the store today but they were all out of Pretty Pony Sunblock and Bee Repellent. I trotted all through the store, but all I got was my tail yanked at least twelve times.


I seriously considered impaling some of those nonicorns.

Spent my day frolicking in a meadow. What a nightmare!

unicorns have a HARD life, let me tell you!

First, someone ate ALL the frakking dandelions. They have the most flavor!! Must have been that other unicorn! jerk!

Second, when I found this awesome tasty flower a BEE came out of nowhere!!!


What is WRONG with bees!?! I lost my ability to sparkle for the rest of the day!

On top of that, I think I got a sunburn. Unicorns are too pale to tan, nonicorns! we just burn! :(

I don't think I'll frolic tomorrow. maybe a trip down to the store instead to buy some Pretty Pony Sunblock Plus Bee Repellent.


Yeah, that's the stuff!!